The Malcontent on… ‘Romance in Oxford’
Maryam Ahmed runs us through her "old fashioned" ways of showing love.…
The Malcontent on… ‘Truhvelling’
When your best friend tells you that she's planning on taking a spiritual trip around the world, there's only thing to do: Ridicule her in your student newspaper!…
The Malcontent…on The Malcontent
God the world is terrible. If it’s not work or rain falling on me, it’s the knowledge of all those people out there having fun – standing in all…
The Malcontent on: party conferences
So, it’s party conference season again. That time of year when a circus of second-rate politicians to decamp to some concrete monstrosity in the middle of a post-industrial swamp to…
The Malcontent on: the Conspiracy of the Convenience
Fellow EU citizens, croquet enthusiasts and English Heritage members. Civic and moral duty compels me to alert you to an insidious interloper in our society, a threat so terrible that it…
The Malcontent’s Message to Freshers
Dear Freshers, You are nothing to me. I don’t care what you’re called, I don’t care where you’re from, I don’t care what you’re studying, and most of all, I…
The Malcontent on: the Olympics
Officials estimate around ten million people will attend the 2012 Olympic Games, and I hope every single one has a thoroughly miserable time. Don’t get me wrong; when London first…
Malcontent… on Inter-Collegiate Rivalry
I realised the extent of inter-college rivalry even before I even arrived at Oxford. On a tour around my college, a current student announced, “all the colleges are pretty much…
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